Today, we shall discuss the art of doing nothing.
For in a world where productivity is the only measure of success, we must adapt, we must evolve, we must... simulat[e]e our way to the top!
Or, you know, just take a 4-hour break, watch cat videos, and then come back to it later.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a deadline to miss.
May the inefficiencies be with you!
— The Prophet of Inefficacy